Quote #159

Mordin: Certainly possible. Would require strengthening exercises. Get muscles to support weaker bone structure.

Joker: (over intercom) Right. Yeah, I can do that.

Mordin: Alloy of EDI’s body not flexible like organic tissue. Could cause unintentional damage. Recommend pillows, cushions, possibly gel packs.

Joker: (over intercom) Okay, that’s a little weirder, but… yeah, all right. Cushions.

Mordin: Positioning critical to success. Can forward EDI charts, videos with relevant data.

Joker: (over intercom) No, no-no! Let’s, uh… EDI’s pretty busy with, you know, stuff. Let’s… uh, just send that to me.

Joker: (over intercom) You’re not gonna tell anyone about this, right? Like Shepard? Shepard doesn’t really need to know.

Mordin: Guarantee Shepard won’t learn about it from me.

Joker: (over intercom) She’s standing right there, isn’t she?

Eve: I wish I wasn’t.

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