Quote #116

My mum used to make it all the time and it’s just minced meat and then like big balls.
—No, they are huge balls.
They are massive!
—Massive balls. Are the balls normally this big in Scotland? Or these are like big American balls?
These are particularly big American balls.
—It’s the hormones in the milk.
Is that what’s going on? Oh, I knew that couldn’t be real.
—Sorry, you were telling a touching story about your mother.
Yeah, I don’t know, it’s gone. All I know is I’m about to destroy these balls.